Because we're all gonna die
When I was prompted to give the name for this blog I typed down wereallgonnadie. Perhaps there are those of you who are the type who like to know why somethings have the names they do. Like why is the Williamsburg Bridge in NYC named "The Williamsburg Bridge". Or why the McDonalds red-haired dude is named 'Ronald' instead of 'Weird-scary-clown-dude'. Whatever, I'm going to give you the insight to why this blog is named the way it is.
Probably soon before I had started to created this blog I had thought of the many things that may kill us Americans in the years to come. I thought about near earth objects, famine, AIDS, multiple wars and unrests, global warming, environmental degradation, the end of fossil fuels and plain old stupid people. Oh yeah and don't forget todays popular favorite: Islamic terrorists. By the way there are other possible causes too, these are just the ones I though of right away today. There's nothing like waking up to another bright new day full of endless possible ways that you can meet your demise. Damn Dog, You feel me? Back to the subject, so in the moment right before hitting submit on the blog creation I thought: "We're all gonna die". That's it! Tie this little tidbit into the time a few days ago when I typed in wereallgonnadie.com and a website came up (for a rocking metal band) and there you have the name for me. I even have a band named after my blog. Ok I know they did come first.
So, we're all going to die. It's true, I swear. I guess your mommy didn't want to tell you this but she didn't talk to you about sex either did she? She's was always trying to keep the good info from you, that and where she hid the Halloween candy.
Anways, I'm putting all of my money on Jesus. Any takers?
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